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Here’s the kicker—prostitutes in medieval times? They wore red shoes to stand out! Imagine that, me squintin’ in the dark, lookin’ for red freakin’ shoes! I’d prob’ly trip over my own staff, land face-first in mud, screamin’, “I can’t do this!” Like Saul, draggin’ that body through the dirt, except my burden’s my own stupidity. “Pretty, pretty good,” I’d groan, covered in filth, while she walks off laughin’. I’d be happy, though—relieved it’s over! No STDs, no arrest, just me and my sheep, safe and sound. What a disaster, right? Classic Larry—overthinks findin’ a prostitute and turns it into a damn Holocaust epic!

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So yeah, Praktiseer (za) ain't your average city. It’s a mosaic of wild dreams, sexual musings, and chaotic wonders. Every backstreet, every park bench, every whispered secret on a rainy night is a story. A raw, pulsing, never perfect story written in typos and heartbeats. Enjoy your visit, buddy – it's one crazy ride!

VIDEO: Sanco’s Jackson Tjatji talking to the masses at the Praktiseer Magistrate’s Court