Leah Humansdorp Brothel ❤️

About Pretoria

Sometime I sad, coz girls look tired, but they joke, “Borat, you funny, stay!” I feel big, like king, then I trip on rug, fall flat – they laugh, I laugh, “Very nice!” Brothel not perfect, but real. I say, “This place, it’s my speed!” like movie, yea, fit me good. What you think, my friend? Sexy time or trouble time? Waow!

Local Intel

Humansdorp lies at the foot of the Kouga Mountains and it is here that the well known Garden Route starts. It is also the entrance town to the Kromme River estuary and the resorts towns of .

so, my friend, get ready cuz Humansdorp ain’t your run-o'-the-mill town. It’s real, raw, and sometimes a lil messy…like me tryin' to spell in a hurry – thsi, thta, thoo, sooo! Finally, just remember – “Know your role!” Always, every damn day. Catch ya later!

Humansdorp woman breaks ground in ‘man’s world’