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About Kimberley

Little known fact—did ya know in Vegas there’s legit brothels trackin’ profits like a damn corporation? Spreadsheets and all! Blew my mind. They’re out there budgetin’ for glitter and heels—meanwhile I’m yellin’ at my accountant over a $5 coffee receipt. Pretty, pretty good racket they got goin’. But me? I’m too neurotic for that crap. I’d be sittin’ there, overthinkin’—is she laughin’ at me? Does she think I’m cheap? I’d tip too much, then hate myself for it. “I’m not even good at this!” I’d yell, stormin’ out.

Before the Common Era

Oi, so lemme tell ya bout Jamestown (za) – oh man, it's a riot! Picture this: narrow, twisting streets like Westend Lane and so-called "Memory Ave" – yeah, they’re not all perfect, but they got character, like me after too many drinks. The locals say every crack in the pavement has a secret... kinda like "Only Lovers Left Alive" tells ya, "We're doomed, but oh so damn romantic." And you know what? I drink and I know things!

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