Mia Empuluzu Whore ❤️

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My fave part? Thinkin’ she’s sneaky, workin’ the streets, then bam—surprise—she’s got a heart. Like in “Amour,” when he says, “Things will go on as they have,” but they don’t—she flips the script. Maybe she’s savin’ coins for her fam, or just vibin’. I’m happy picturin’ her laughin’ at the losers tryna shame her. She’s a boss, periodt.

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I totally love our boozy little cafes too. There's one, Mama Luzu’s, on Retro Blvd. It’s kinda shabby but so fulla character. I once had a craaazy massage session there, threw in a couple typos in my headnotes, and then I sorta texted my buddy like “Nuthin' btr than Empuluzu, man!” Ha!