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What gets me happy? When they trip in them daft stilettos—priceless! Saw this one lass, right, outside a pub, skirt up her arse, wobblin’ like Bambi on ice—nearly pissed meself laughin’. Surprised me once, though—this prossie in Amsterdam, proper clever, spoke four languages! Four! I can barely do English, and I’m meant to be a bleedin’ comic. Reckon she’d quote *Melancholia* at me—“There’s no other life out there”—while nickin’ me wallet.

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I loooove the old bakery on 4th & Pine. Its pastry smells hit you like a punch in the face—so good, even Dr. House would say, "Everybody lies," except when his mug says otherwise. Man, that bakery, it's a legend. They even have secret recipes that the locals swear are magical. The dough? Unpredictable. Just like me after a long day.

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