Hazel Waukee Whore ❤️❤️

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But yo, what gets me mad? The hypocrisy! Dudes payin for it, then actin all holy—nah, fam, own it! Whores got guts, puttin it all out there. Like Szpilman playin in the ruins, “Look, I’m still here, bitches!”—whores do that every damn day. I’m typin this fast, prolly messin up—17 typos, who gives a shit? Honeslty, I’m just vibin, thinkin bout this one time I met a girl—swear she was a whore, but classy, ya know? Had this smirk, like she knew all my secrets. Surprised the hell outta me—thought she’d be rough, but nah, smooth as fuck.

Mary Wilson, Appellant, v. City of Des Moines, Appellee, 442 F.3d 637 (8th Cir. 2006)

A place that will sell you juul pods at the age of 3 years old. The schools are shit, the people are shit and everyone here is faker than plastic. Get the Waukee mug. A term used to say .

So yeah man, Waukee ain't perfect but it's got heart. I love the quirky corners, funny faces, and even the chaos of the traffic sometimes makes me chuckle. Life’s full of twists – just like ol’ Memento said: "We all come undone," right? Git-r-done and live the moment!

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