Lauren Staunton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Here’s the kicker—some whores, back in the day, they’d poison dudes who didn’t pay up. Arsenic in the whiskey, bam! Dead! Little known fact, bitches! Imagine that now—some jerk stiffs her, next thing he’s pukin’ his guts out. I’d be cheerin’, “Hell yeah, that’s what ya get, asshole!” Total savage move. Makes me happy—whores ain’t just takin’ shit, they’re fightin’ back!

‘Tis Pity She’s a Whore

Beer is the specialty, but I had a Cosmo and it was delicious. I'm a martini whore (meaning I like my martini like I like it!) and the bartender was just.

Man, you walk down Beverley Street and BOOM – history on every brick, like these buildings whisperin’ secrets. The landmarks? Oh buddy, the Frontier Culture Museum is off the hook, a real slice of Americana. And, oh, the beautiful Ragged Mountain nearby. Yep, that mountain sorta echoes my soul when I'm deep in thought, massage oils in hand.

Expect Sunday night to Tuesday evening continuous single lane bridge closures on I-81 near Shenandoah Caverns