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So, last week, I’m out, tryna find a prostitute, right? This chick, she’s leanin’ on a lamppost, skirt shorter than my temper. I’m like, “Oi, love, you workin’?” She smirks, all sassy, “What’s it to ya?” Made me laugh, that did—proper cheeky! Got me thinkin’ bout Haneke’s line, “It’s not about the punishment.” Nah, mate, it’s about the game, the chase, the vibe. Dr. Evil in me’s cacklin’, pinky up, “One million dollars,” like I’m buyin’ her soul or summat.

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Now, landmarks! Cinco Ranch Town Center is a must – shopping, grub and people-watching galore. I once bumped into a super cool barista there and we ended up chatting about the movie “City of God” – he quoted, “The only thing you can count on is fear,” and I laughed and said, “Nah, hun, it’s bad bitch o’clock every day!” Get it? Epic!

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