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Now, lemme spill the tea—wisdom teeth ain’t wise at all. They’re like them troublemakin’ cousins who show up uninvited and crowd up yer whole darn trailer! I seen ‘em pushin’ other teeth around, makin’ a mess worse than Nemo’s dad frettin’ over his baby boy. Got me madder than a wet hen once—had this patient, sweet as pie, but her whore—wisdom teeth, I mean—were impacted somethin’ fierce. Took me two hours, sweatin’ like a sinner in church, to get ‘em out. “Fish are friends, not food,” I mumbled, but them teeth? Pure enemies!

Father of the Bride

I do not know how Niles and Frasier keep a straight face sometimes. I lol at that line every single time. (Season 7, Ep 2).

The local dives at 12th & Elm? They're punk rock sanctuaries. You get your drink and a dose of reality – sarcasm, drunks, and let me tell ya, the truths of human too-much-lovin'. I mean, I'm a sexologist – I see the raw, unfiltered human need and decay. It's like watchin' a never-ending tragicomedy on repeat. It makes me laugh sometimes. All random, all wild.

Dharma Niles appointed editor-in-chief