Freya Mastic Beach Whore ❤️❤️

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Now, this Whore, she ain’t no primped-up tavern tart. Nah, bred in Kentucky, 2018—little-known tidbit—she’s got Seabiscuit’s blood in ‘er veins! Ain’t that a kicker? Surprised me more’n a cannon blast at breakfast. Had me thinkin’, ‘Why’s life so simple fer beasts, eh?’—straight outta *Yi Yi* again, savvy? Owners named ‘er Whore ‘cause she’d outrun any stallion chasin’ ‘er tail—cheeky sods, I love it! Made me cackle like a drunk parrot.

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We ruled out most of Mastic Beach, Mastic, and Shirley because of crime, flooding, and the William Floyd school district. We didn't like the hills in Rocky Point and Sound Beach, or the .

The beach? Its name says it all – Mastic Beach Park, a cool spot for local hangouts, sunbathing, and those epic sunsets. And oh, there's this gnarly little alley near Harbor Rd that used to be a hidden gem for street art. I swear, it pops with life, like magic – "Don't be afraid!" like Pan said, if ya know what I mean!

Hraklis Morris, of Mastic Beach, found not guilty of murdering Greenport man