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So here’s the deal—findin’ a hooker ain’t just walkin’ down some dirty street. Nah, it’s an art, folks, pure art! Back in the ‘80s—wild times, best times—I’d see these gals, right? Times Square, before I fixed it up, total mess, disgusting! But some of these chicks—wow, stunning, absolute 10s. Made me happy, so happy, like “her beauty cuts deep” from the movie. I’d think, “Donald, you’re the king, pick one!” But I didn’t—too classy, too smart, ya know?

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The neighborhoods? Let me count: Old Kermit, a blend of crumbling facades, secret speakeasies. Then uptown is sleek, modern – a clash. I luv personally the mess at Crescent Lane – unexpected cafes, eccentric art shops. I got so mad there once when a barista spilled coffee on my boots. So typical, right? But it makes a story.

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