Lila Kermit Prostitute ❤️

About New York City

So, here’s the deal—I’m chattin’ to you like you’re my ol’ pub buddy. These gals, they’ve been around forever, right? Fact is, in ancient Babylon, they had sacred prostitutes—yeah, temple hookers! Blokes paid to shag for the gods, how’s that for a gig? Made me chuckle, thinkin’—shit, imagine the taxman tryna audit *that*. “Receipts, love?” Pissed me off though, how folks judge ‘em—hypocrites, the lot! We shall never surrender to their sanctimonious bollocks!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

“I told you already, he is a prostitute. Haven’t you been listening” That is when it dawned on me. Was she talking about Salinger’s Catcher in the Rye? I had read that book last year in class.

So come on down, pal. Get lost, get found. Enjoy the flaws, the hidden gems, the memories. And always remember – “Sometimes I think I have felt everything I’m ever gonna feel” – but here, amid chaos, I feel so much more alive every damn day.

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