Zara Fitzgerald Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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So, if u head here, you gotta lose yourself in the twisty alleys, the laughter at late nights on Oak and Pine intersections – they’re filled with odd stories and that unfiltered soul of PFitzgerald. Enjoy every second, even when the world seems off-beat. It's like that Spielberg movie line, “It’s a fantastical dream.” Crazy but real, man.

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