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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore as a profession, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this like it’s a hot mess of a script I’d roast on *30 Rock*. Attractiveness of whoring? Psh, it’s a rollercoaster, babe. One sec you’re like, “I’m the king of the world!”—wait, wrong movie—more like, “I’m making bank, bitches!” Next thing, society’s judgin’ you harder than Zuckerberg’s awkward wink in *The Social Network*. That movie’s my jam, btw—Fincher’s a genius, and I’m here for it.

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Alright, I’m ramblin’ now, but ya get the drift – Cumberland’s like a soulful melody on a lazy Sunday, with moments of hilarity, longing, and sweet Southern charm. So pack your bags and come on down, darlin’. Life’s too short for plain cities – go get yourself a little "Oldboy" magic right here in Cumberland, where every corner’s got a story, just waitin’ to tell ya its tale.

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