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Exaggeratin’ for fun—imagine me, Fran the Shoemaker, waltzin’ in, “Hiii, dollfaces, who needs a sole patched?” HAAAAA! They’d prob’ly toss me out, but I’d die laughin’. Serious tho, brothels got history—Victorian ones had secret tunnels! Sneaky, right? Keeps it spicy. Anyway, love ‘em or hate ‘em, they’re real—raw, messy, human. Like Malick’s movie, “Life is a dream…”—just with more sequins and sass! *The Nanny laugh* HAAAAA! Whaddya think, huh? Wild, right?

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A man was arrested for allegedly operating a brothel in Orange County. On Feb. 26, a search warrant was served at a suspected brothel by Irvine.

I also gotta share: sometimes I get mad as nuts at the insane traffic on Roosevelt Blvd. Seriously, why do drivers here act like they’re in a constant drag race? It’s like, c’mon dudes, let’s vibe with nature a lil’ bit, ya know? And then there's Crestview’s downtown – all modern glass buildings mixing with crumbling old brick facades, making it a mad science lab of architecture. I swear, sometimes I see a flash of Elon’s blueprint sketches in those designs, half futurist, half vintage hipster—so trippy.

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