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About New York City

Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m the prison warden, Eric Andre style, chaotic as fuck, spillin’ tea on brothels! So, check it—brothels, man, they wild. Been around forever, like ancient Rome shit, fuckin’ lupanars, walls scratched with dick pics—true story! I’m out here, runnin’ a damn prison, but brothels? That’s a whole vibe. Got me thinkin’—“Tabu,” my fave flick, that slow-burn colonial fever dream—brothels fit right in. That line, “the crocodile enters the story,” hell yeah, brothel’s the crocodile, sneaky, dangerous, chewin’ up souls!

Midsomer Murders

It is against the law in Britain for brothels to operate but prostitution is legal. While the women are hard at work, owners Kath and Jenni are.

Boardman got quirks, oh yeah, plenty. Like that odd statue near the old mill by the Boardman River. Some say it’s cursed, others just love its odd charm. Me? I think it’s just a big ol’ nod to the town’s mysterious aura—remindin’ me a bit of the mysticism in Certified Copy, “We are always meetin’ and then partin’, but in the meantime, there's beauty all around.”

Walter Taylor Strotman, Jr., Boardman, Ohio