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The girls tho? Fierce. They’re hustling, stacking cash, no shame. I’m, like, proud—get it, girls! But also, ew, the bedsheets—nasty. Probs haven’t been washed since forever. I’d be, like, “Burn it all!” Laughing my ass off imagining that. Oh, and fun fact—some brothels had pet parrots! Squawking dirty words—hilarious!

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There's also Lincoln Park – a gem that few outsiders even know about. It's where I once sat on a worn-out bench, thinking about algorithms that match souls together on my dating site. I remember, allll the sensations – cosmic awe mixed with the bitter taste of lonely datings. It kinda hit me like a tidal wave running down the river that cuts right through the town. Yep, the Ol’ Blakely River. People say its glistening waters are like liquid time, slipp*ery and unstoppable.

Cheryl Ann Blakely, 1945 – 2021