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About Houston

Oi mate, so I’m a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ out the sky, savin’ forests, all that heroic bollocks. But you wanna know what I think about brothels? Hah! Strap in, you muppet, cos I’ve got thoughts—dirty, smoky ones. Picture this: me, crashin’ through the trees, chute tangled, smellin’ like ash, and I’m thinkin’, “Why not hit a brothel after this?” Y’know, unwind from the adrenaline, like in *The Hurt Locker*— “War’s a drug, man,” but so’s a good shag, innit?

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No person may open, keep or maintain any bawdy house, brothel, house of ill-fame or prostitution or knowingly permit any dwelling, tenement house, out-house.

Street names? Sure thing! There's Maple Ave, where all the awesome local cafes line up – my pals often meet up there for a latte and a donut (like my fav movie “Ten” says, "Life flows like water, unpredictable, aha!") and then there's 5th Street, super quirky, with art and funky little stores. D’oh!, sometimes my mind drifts off – I mean, you think the same, right?

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