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About Phoenix

Mmm… donuts. I’d kill for one watchin’ her antics. She’s got this stare, man, like she’s judgin’ ya. Reminds me of that creepy cowboy in “Mulholland Drive” – “You’ll see me one more time!” I swear, Brothel’s plottin’ somethin’. Maybe she’s mad ‘bout the new bull stealin’ her spotlight. Jealous type, ya know? Oh, and her farts – lethal! Worse than a skunk on a bender. Nearly passed out last checkup, ugh!

8 great historic Sarasota bars

From indoor and outdoor tiki bars, to a watering hole housed inside a century-old, two-story brick building, here are eight historic Sarasota County spots.

I stroll along Gulf Shore Boulevard so often that I can recite its name in my sleep – oh gosh, I do that sometimes. And it’s not just the big names – you can find these cute, lesser-known spots tucked away on quiet lanes. I once chanced upon a secret little garden behind a house on Ocean Lane. It felt like stumbling into a hidden treasure chest – totally unexpected and amazing!

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