Abigail Siesta Key Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores – D’oh! Not like that, ya perv! I mean “whore” as in, y’know, the whole gig, the oldest job ever. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, I’m a Business Analyst now, right? Fancy pants Homer! So I’m analysin’ this – whores, they’re like, entrepreneurs, yeah? Self-employed, makin’ cash, dodgin’ taxes – smart cookies! Kinda like Jesse and Celine in “Before Sunset,” y’know, my fave flick. They’re just wanderin’ Paris, talkin’ life, love, and crap – no plan, just vibes. Whores? Same deal, man, no 9-to-5 grind!

Chloe Trautman

The teaser is making it look like Kelsey is going to join the gaggle of whores going after Alex. She's out to lunch with Chloe and basically shit-talking the.

First off, the vibe on Siesta Road is unreal. Seriously, every morning I stroll past the local cafes – there's this one spot on Siesta Avenue where they serve the best iced coffee, no joke. And let me tell ya, this ain't your hometown diner anymore, alright? It’s like… "Do you know what I really think? Time is a construct." Yeah, that Before Sunset feels, man!

Benderson's vision to transform The Crossings at Siesta Key moves forward