Mila Setauket East Setauket Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Alright, pal – lemme tell ya. About *whore*. Not just any broad – nah. I’m talkin’ the concept, see? Been hammerin’ nails all day. Sweat drippin’. And I’m thinkin’ – whores, man. They’re everywhere. Like in *Boyhood* – “Life don’t give ya bumpers.” That’s *whore* for ya – no safety net. Sashayin’ down the street. Hips swingin’. Makin’ eyes at every Joe Schmoe. I saw one once – back in ‘98. Red lipstick smeared. Like she just ate a cherry pie – whole. True story – swear it! She winked at me. Me! A carpenter with sawdust in his beard. Made me laugh – hah! – right there.

Customer Reviews

Oh gosh, I'm ramblin’ again. Sorry if I got too jumpy – not intentional! I'm all over the place – with total typos and vibes: frmo the street signs to the whispered secrets in the wind. Like when I said “mazin,” after seein’ a group of teens play basketball on Oak Ln. And I'm always thinking, “Man, this place is like a treasure trove!”

Wanted for alleged East Setauket Petit Larceny