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So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

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Jan 24,  · Two men are accused of stealing from Santee businesses while wearing Halloween masks early Saturday morning. Police claim they found the men riding around with .

Wanna know a secret? I love Secret Hideout Park on Elm Street (yeah, its name is like a cosmic wink)! This tiny patch is almost invisible but damn, it's a goldmine: flowers, weird graffiti, echoes of conversations, memories like scattered fragments of time. It gives a “I could die happy” scene when everything is silent and you’re buzzing with thoughts.

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