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But ugh, what pisses me off? The hypocrites! Politicians sneakin’ in, then preachin’ purity—makes me wanna paint their faces red! *giggles* I’d waltz in, tip the girls, and watch the drama unfold. Surprised me once, this chick—looked like she coulda been in *Crouching Tiger*—she whispered, “In silence, there’s strength,” then kicked a drunk outta bed! Badass! I was howlin’—loved it!

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Eh, what’s up, doc? So lemme tell ya ’bout Humlebaek (dk) – this place is the real deal, ya know? I’ve been livin’ here for years, doin’ my women’s counselor thing, and oh boy, it’s a mix of peace and crazy charm. First off, you gotta hit up the Louisiana Museum of Modern Art – it’s like visual therapy on steroids! Walkin’ down Svanemosevej, you’ll see that art vibe all over; it's artsy, edgy and makes me think, “I drink your milkshake!” - ya know, that crazy line from There Will Be Blood, right?

Marsden Hartley at Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Humlebæk