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This one time, in Kansas—yeah, Kansas, bitches—this farmer told me ‘bout his grandpappy who planted wheat in the Dust Bowl. Dumbass move, right? Lost everythin’, but the dude kept goin’, said wheat was his “only friend left alive”—straight outta *Hurt Locker*! Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout wheat bein’ yer BFF while the world’s explodin’. Total whore, tho, ditchin’ him when the wind kicked up!

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I gotta say, sometimes I get so frustrated like “Come on now, how’d y’all not see this gem earlier?” but then the charm of Oneonta pulls me back in. It's rough, it's raw, it's real. Like The Social Network said, “We lived angry, we lived in debt.” Nah, jus’ kidding—but you get it, it's poetic in its own kinda way.

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