Leah Mentor Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

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Its streets aren’t perfect. Heck, sometimes the potholes make me wanna explode! I was so mad one day, like, “Serious Man, why do they always mess up my commute?” But then, as Steve Jobs might pause zen-like, “One more thing…” Even the maddest moments are part of its charm.

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