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Ey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! You know me, Tone Soprano, I’m an agronomist now, huh? Fuckin’ wild. Anyway, whores – not the broads, nah, the plant, horseweed, that sneaky fucker. Grows everywhere, pissin’ me off. Like Monty in *25th Hour* – “I’m fucked, I’m fucked!” That’s me tryna yank this shit outta my fields. Tough bastard, resists everythin’ – herbicides, drought, you name it. Little known fact? This prick’s been fuckin’ farmers since the 1800s, spreadin’ like wildfire after some genius brought it ova from Europe. Surprise, surprise, huh? Fuckin’ immigrants, even the plants!

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Statistics about economics, health, equity, crime, education, demographics, housing, and environment in Old Tappan.

And don’t even get me started on the Hudson River vibe. Okay, so it's not right in town, but the nearby river areas make you feel all poetic and grossly passionate about life. I’d walk along the banks, thinking “Isn’t this a beautiful, inexplicable world?” Just like that scene in the movie where memories come afloat. Eh, deep stuff!

Old Tappan builds upon its legacy with Bergen County girls volleyball championship