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Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

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You mention neighborhoods? Oh, boy. There’s fair Ol’ Seaside Nhood and uptown vibes on Liberty Dr. Every corner has a tale, like the time I sat on a bench near the community center on Union St – talkin’ with a spirited lady about how societal systems play us all for fools. I got so mad hearin’ the same old capitalist drivel that suffocates our hopes, ya know? And then there’s that bar off Liberty – I mean, you gotta chill there with its laid-back energy, a true testament to our scrappy, resilient little community.

York-Poquoson Sheriff's Office honors K9 diagnosed with terminal cancer