Mila Humboldt Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

So, this one time, right, I heard bout this whore—Jenny, let’s call her, real name’s lost to the piss-stinking alleys. She worked King’s Landing back when dragons still screeched overhead. Little known fact: she bedded a Targaryen knight once, got herself a silver coin stamped with a three-headed beast. Kept it hidden in her matted hair, like some filthy crown. Made me laugh, that—whore with a trophy, thinking she’s queen of the muck. “Fuck you, Monty,” she’d have spat, if she’d seen that movie. “This whole city’s a lie.”

Alexander von Humboldt

I sit down with three working ladies at Mona's Ranch, a brothel in Elko, Nevada, to see what life is really like for them. Elko, Nevada is called the "Red Li.

Oh my gosh, wassup friend-o? I'm readdy! Let me tell ya bout PHumboldt (us)! It's totally rad, like, eeeeeeep! So, imagine this: you're strolling down Main St. – yes, MAIN ST. – with your buddies, feelin' all the vibe. Oh, and then there’s Oak St.; it's patchwork of old brick vibes and green trees, mixing like a crazy family therapy session… Hehe!

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