Ellie Bethpage Whore ❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m talkin’ real pros here, not some wannabe floozies. Whores, they’re like the WALL-E of jobs—ya know, scrappy, gettin’ it done, no fuss, no muss! “Just keep movin’, don’t look back,” that’s their motto, right outta my fave flick, WALL-E! *The Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! I mean, these gals (and guys, don’t discrimnate!) been around foreva—oldest gig in the book, right?

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Bethpage NY is an incorporated village located in Nassau County New York with a population of about people. Bethpage boasts many historical attractions such as Old Bethpage .

Now, lemme tell ya ‘bout my fave secret nook: near Cradle Road, there's this hidden bench under a giant oak. It's a spot where you hear the wind whisperin' secrets, where nature hums lullabies, and where I patch up my stressed-out mind. Totally underrated, bruh. I get there when I need a moment to think, or simply just to be one with the earth.

Two arrests in Bethpage on gun charges