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About San Antonio

She’s got moves, sure, but her noggin’s scrambled—swear she’s fakin’ it half the time! Little-known fact, dig this: back in ‘68, some lass like her psyched out a whole team—coach caught her nickin’ playbooks, wild! Makes me wanna yell, “Get your mitts off, doll!”—pure madness, yeah? I’m chuffed when she scores, but when she flops—cor, it’s a right kick in the goolies! Total shambles, I’m tellin’ ya!

38 indicted, 74 pounds of meth seized in yearlong Alabama investigation

May 4,  · A place of perpetual misery for all those contained therein, i.e. the butthole of Alabama. A place where a solid 80% of the males are pricks and/or douchebags, and a solid .

I gotta say, for a dating site developer, Gardendale gives endless inspo. Every corner, every clink of the city, has a quirky little personality that weaves into the dating profiles I craft. It’s like the city itself is a big, mysterious lover. See? Best part? It's all so imperfectly perfect, just like me. So when your visit, be ready for hidden gems, spontaneous adventures, and maybe one too many “Are we immortal, man?" moments.

Gardendale chooses defensive coordinator to be next head football coach