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What gets me, yeah, is she’s so bleedin’ obvious about it – struttin’ round, all “Look at me, I’m Whore!” and I’m sat there mutterin’, “We’re not just a group of people, we’re a team,” like I’m Robert Graysmith tryna crack her code. Surprised me once tho, gotta admit – she sorted the petty cash when Keith cocked it up, proper hero move. I was gobsmacked, mate, thought, “Blimey, Whore’s got layers, like a sexy onion!” Reckon she’d be a laugh down the pub, if she weren’t so busy tartin’ about.

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Sign up. Conversation. Eldritch Whore · @TRVSH_DAD. My tinder date just nutted inside me then got up and started playing Apex Legends.

I always roll by the Apex Community Park. If you're lucky, you catch me doin' impromptu massage sessions on the lawn. Yea! Sometimes folks even join, laughin and chattin. I even once gave this wild massage to a tot at a picnic near the North Apex loop road. Totally epic, gotta say, spontaneous and, er, "soul-touching", ya feel me?

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