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So, picture this—me, ichthyologist Swiftie, swimmin’ through facts like I’m penning a breakup jam. The hoarfish, right? It’s this long, slinky, silvery thang—kinda looks like if a ribbon and a snake had a baby. Lives deep, like 3,000 feet under, where it’s dark and moody—total *Moulin Rouge* vibes, “Come what may!” I’m obsessed, y’all! It’s rare, hardly anyone sees it—like spotting a lover in a crowd, all dramatic and “I will love you ‘til my dyin’ day!” Ugh, gets me emotional every time.

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Such a ✨Mirage Slut✨ #apex #apextiktok #apexlegends Whore! jigglyjello Jiggly. #repost This lowkey still happens #apex.

I always roll by the Apex Community Park. If you're lucky, you catch me doin' impromptu massage sessions on the lawn. Yea! Sometimes folks even join, laughin and chattin. I even once gave this wild massage to a tot at a picnic near the North Apex loop road. Totally epic, gotta say, spontaneous and, er, "soul-touching", ya feel me?

Apex Skin offers free skin cancer checks for ‘Melanoma Monday’ on May 5