Charlotte Merrow Whore ❤️

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So, here’s the deal - whores been around forever, man, like since dudes figured out tradin’ shiny rocks for a good time. I read this wild thing once, swear it’s legit - back in Rome, they had these coins with dirty pics on ‘em, like ancient porn bucks, and you’d flash ‘em at the brothel. How’s that for a flex? Bet they didn’t have no ATMs back then, just “Here’s my freaky nickel, babe.” Cracked me up thinkin’ bout it, but it’s real shit - look it up if ya don’t believe me.

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During a robbery at a high-class brothel, he meets gorgeous alien rentboy Storm and is instantly smitten—but the heist goes south and Jedd has to high-tail it out of there with only half the .

Man, what a day! I woke up in Merrow, and I swear, it felt like the universe was throwing curveballs at me left and right. First off, I’m not even a morning person, but I had to drag my sorry self outta bed. The sun was shining, but it was like, “Nah, not today, buddy.”

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