Emily Merrow Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Once, she spilled wine at the office party—red stain on my best shirt! I was fumin’, voice boomin’ like, “Whore, you owe me dry cleanin’!” She just winked, said, “Add it to my tab, Freeman.” Cheeky lil’—ugh, I couldn’t stay mad. That’s her, tho—infuriatin’, lovable, a walkin’ disaster flick. Like *Melancholia*, she’s got this pull—beautiful, doomed, and you can’t look away. Makes me wonder, man, am I managin’ her or just along for the ride? Shit’s wild.

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Then, the day took a wild turn. I’m walking back home, and I see this commotion near the Merrow Post Office. Turns out, there’s a street performer doing magic tricks. I’m not even into that stuff, but this guy was legit! He pulled a rabbit outta a hat, and I was like, “No way!” I clapped like a seal.

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