Willow Eltham Find A Prostitute ❤️

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First off, it’s 2025, and the streets are wild—prostitution’s still kickin’, even tho society’s half-dead, like those barren wastelands in the movie. You’d think folks would be too busy survivin’ to pay for a quickie, but nah, humans are horny as hell, always have been. Fun fact: back in the day, like ancient Rome, hookers wore blonde wigs to stand out—imagine that, blech blonde hair bobbin’ in the dark! Makes me laugh, picturin’ some dude squintin’, “Is that a wig or a signal?”

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After that chaos, I decide to hit up the park. Eltham Park, to be exact. It’s got this lovely lake, and I’m thinking, “This is it. This is my zen moment.” But no! There’s a bunch of kids screaming and running around. I’m like, “Can’t a person catch a break?” I sit on a bench, trying to meditate or whatever, but all I can hear is “MUM! LOOK AT ME!”

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