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So, check it – whores been around foreva. Back in Jersey, you see ‘em workin’ corners like it’s a damn art. Little known fact? Old school whores in Rome, they’d dye their hair blonde to stand out – fuckin’ wild, right? Made me laugh, thinkin’ ‘bout some chick with a bad bleach job screamin’ “Gabagool!” at the johns. History’s nuts, I swear.

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Anyway, I’m laughing at this kid when I bump into this old lady. She’s got this wild hair and a shopping bag full of fish. “You’re a cooper, right?” she says. I’m like, “Yeah, how’d you know?” She just points at my hands, covered in wood shavings. “You look like you’ve been working hard.” I mean, I guess I have? But I’m not about to argue with a lady holding fish.

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