Jasmine Houghton Le Spring Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so ‘ere I am, Mr. Bean, y’know, stumblin’ thru life, and I’m s’posed to chat about this “whore” thing as a financial analyst—hah! Whips out me calculator, drops it, oops! Right, so I reckon you mean “HODL” not “whore,” yeah? Crypto slang, innit—holdin’ them coins tight like Kee clutchin’ that baby in *Children of Men*! “This is our chance, Theo!”—but with Bitcoin, not dystopia, heh!

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But then, the day takes a turn. I’m walking back home, and I see this massive crowd near the old church. Turns out, there’s a street performer doing some crazy tricks. I mean, this guy’s juggling flaming torches! I’m standing there, mouth agape. I can’t believe it. Houghton-Le-Spring, where the unexpected happens!

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