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Oh, honey, lemme tell ya—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—findin a prostitute ain’t no picnic! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout *Moonrise Kingdom*, ya know, my fave flick—Wes Anderson’s a genius—and I’m like, damn, Sam and Suzy ran off into the woods, all innocent and wild, but this? This is a whole diff game, darlin! Findin a prossie—shit, it’s like huntin for a rare bird in a storm. You gotta know where to look, who to ask, and not get pissed when some creep tries rippin ya off.

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Anyway, I finally made it to the office. The moment I walk in, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss, and he’s like, “We need to talk about the budget.” Ugh, the budget. My least favorite topic. I mean, who even likes numbers? Not me! So, I’m sitting there, trying to look all professional, but inside I’m just screaming.

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