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One time, this dude—total sleaze—tried rippin me off. Said, “She’s top tier,” but she was high as fuck, stumblin like Laura Harring after that car crash. I was like, “No dice, asshole!” Stomped off, yellin, “I’m angry! I’m very angry!”—yep, straight outta *Mulholland*. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but fuck it, it’s my story!

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And then, just when I think it can’t get crazier, I get a call about a lost tourist. They’re on Calle 65, and they’re looking for the beach. I’m like, “Dude, just follow the sound of the waves!” But I guide them anyway. Vega-Alta’s got some beautiful beaches, but you gotta know where to go.

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