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About San Juan

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

Digital Art for the next generation. Creativity meets technology for kids.

Around noon, I’m finally done. I pack up some goodies and head out. I’m walking down Calle 65, and it’s packed! People are laughing, kids are running around, and I’m just soaking it all in. Then, I see this old lady, Doña Rosa. She’s like 90 and still sharp as a tack. She’s got this huge smile, and she’s holding a bag of my bread. She says, “Mijo, your bread is the best!” I swear, my heart just melted.

Harry Potter arrives on the Costa del Sol