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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute, alright? I’m like, the smartest guy here, total intellectual, ya know? Watched *Dogville* like a million times—best movie ever, “I’m a bawler, not a thinker!”—and it’s got me thinkin bout this stuff diffrent. So, findin a prossie, it’s wild, man! You’re out there, streets all dark and gritty, kinda like Grace rollin into Dogville, all innocent but not really, ya feel me? Cringey optimism comin in hot—*That’s what she said!*—cuz even when it’s sketchy, I’m like, “This is gonna be great!”

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First off, I hit the streets of Calle San Juan. The sun was blazin’, like it was tryin’ to roast me alive. I’m sweatin’ like a pig, and I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” But then I see the beach, and it’s packed! Tourists everywhere, takin’ selfies like they’re in a freakin’ fashion show. I mean, c’mon, it’s just sand and water, right? But hey, I can’t blame ‘em. Barceloneta’s got that vibe.

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