Penelope Auckland Whore ❤️

About Palmerston North

Still pisses me off tho – the nerve! Actin all sweet, battin’ lashes, then bam, stealin’ yer man – or yer wallet! *The Nanny laugh erupts* HAHAHA! I’d tell em, “Go away, I don’t need ya!” – straight outta the movie, coz I’m done with that noise! Once caught my ex, Tony, with one – oh honey, I flipped! Threw his crap outta the window, screamin, “You’re a pig, leave me alone!” – felt so good, like Eli drainin a jerk dry!

Background

SO WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE OWN A HIGH CLASS BROTHEL? Lovely people. A married couple in fact, who fell in love while they were both phone sex workers. They were the most incredible .

Turns out, there’s a dispute over some land. I’m trying to mediate, but tempers are flaring. I’m like, “Guys, chill! We can sort this out.” But no one’s listening. I’m feeling the pressure. I mean, I didn’t sign up for this level of drama.

Crashes cause delays across Auckland during commute