Ruby Vroomshoop Brothel ❤️❤️

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Little known fact, tho—word on the street is brothel got made by some cat in the ‘60s, a luthier dude who was straight-up obsessed with the occult. They say he carved it from wood off a haunted tree—swear to God, fam! Gives it that spooky edge, like “something watching you” vibes from *Under the Skin*. I’m sittin’ there strummin’, and I swear I hear whispers in the reverb—freaky shit, yo. Made me jump once, like, “Who dat?!” Ain’t no one there, just me and brothel, chillin’ like villains.

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Mistress (hard) · Prostate Massage · Intimate massage · Classic Sex · Facesitting (give) · Rimming (take) · Rimming · Role Play and Fantasy.

But then, as I’m walking away, I trip over a stray dog. Seriously, where did that pup come from? I’m on the ground, cheese flying everywhere. I’m like, “Great, just great.” The dog looks at me like, “What’s your problem?” I’m just sitting there, covered in cheese, thinking, “This is NOT how I pictured my day.”

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