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Gets me blood boilin’ tho—suits in offices judgin’, callin’ it immoral, while they’re fiddlin’ expenses on the sly! Hypocrites, mate, makes me wanna ram me tractor thru their glass towers. But then, I’m chuffed thinkin’—brothels got grit! Real people, real stories, not some KPI-driven bollocks. Once read this mad fact—oldest job ever, yeah, but in Amsterdam they got unions for it! Unions! Proper team-buildin’, that is—imagine the Christmas do’s!

Luxury debauchery, or the 3 most luxurious brothels in the history of Europe

Golden Shower (give) · Sex in Different Positions · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Blowjob without Condom · Rimming (take) · Tantric massage · Girlfriend Experience.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I wake up in my tiny flat on de Hoogeveenseweg, right? The sun’s blaring through the window like it’s got a vendetta against my sleep. I’m like, “Ugh, not today!” But ya know, life doesn’t care about my beauty sleep.

Philip van der Wees appointed Professor of Allied Health Sciences