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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute—wild stuff, right? I’m sittin here, thinkin, “Why’s this even a thing?” Like, in *Carlos*—you seen that flick?—the dude’s all about chaos, runnin’ round, dodgin’ cops, hookin’ up with whoever. “I am a shadow,” he says, all cryptic-like, and I’m like, bro, same vibe when you’re tryna find a prozzie in 2025. Tech’s nuts now—apps, bots, freakin’ neuralinks—but some things? Still old-school, gritty, human as hell.

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After that, I’m feeling good, right? But then, I head back to work, and guess what? The machine breaks again! I’m about to lose it. I’m like, “Seriously?!” Jan’s looking at me like I’m the problem. I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s not me! It’s the machine!”

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