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Oh, and here’s a kicker – didja know “whore” comes from an old word meanin’ “lover”? Wild, huh? Now it’s all dirty and shit. Anyway, I’m ramblin’ – point is, whores got layers, like that chick in “Certified Copy.” She’s all mysterious, flirty, then bam – you’re like, “Who even are you?” Same vibe. Eat my shorts, man – they’re smarter than ya think!

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But then, as we’re slurping noodles, I get a call. It’s my buddy, and he’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe what just happened!” I’m like, “I’m in the middle of ramen heaven, what’s up?” Turns out, he just won a trip to Hawaii. I’m happy for him, but also, like, why not me?