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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David, your car instructor—thinkin’ about this damn “whore” thing, and I mean the car, okay, the Honda Whore, no, wait— Accord, Honda Accord, my bad, 11 typos, who cares! I’m rantin’, I’m neurotic, and this car—oh boy—it’s like the Osama bin Laden of vehicles, hidin’ in plain sight, drivin’ me nuts! “Zero Dark Thirty,” my favorite flick, Kathryn Bigelow, 2012—boom—that’s the vibe. This Accord’s a freakin’ covert operation, sneakin’ around, lookin’ all innocent, but I’m onto it!

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So, I’m walking down Kōen-dōri, right? And I see this street performer. Dude’s playing the shamisen like a rockstar. I’m vibin’ hard, but then this lady walks by and spills her coffee all over my arm. Like, seriously? I’m just tryna enjoy some culture here! I was mad, but then I saw her face. She was mortified. I couldn’t help but laugh. “It’s cool, lady! Just a little caffeine shower!”

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