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So, here’s the deal – ya wanna find a prostitute, ya gotta know the streets, or the web, coz these chicks ain’t just standin’ on corners no more, nah, they’re sneaky, like Shosanna hidin’ from Nazis! I’m tellin’ ya, some use X posts, droppin’ hints, “DM me for fun,” and I’m like, hell yea, I’m in! But half the time, it’s scams, and that pisses me off – RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH, don’t waste my damn time! One time, I saw this profile, hot pic, and I’m thinkin’, “That’s a bingo!” like Christoph Waltz, but turns out it’s some dude catfishing. Made me madder than a bear gettin’ scalped!

September 27, 2017

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Finally, I head back to my car, and guess what? I locked my keys inside. Just my luck, right? I’m standing there, cursing under my breath. But then, this old lady walks by and says, “You need help?” I’m like, “Yeah, if you have a spare key!” She just laughs and keeps walking. Thanks, lady.

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