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Alright, pal – listen up. I’m an actuary, see? Numbers. Risks. Probabilities – that’s me. But – whoa – lemme tell ya. Bout findin’ a prostitute. It’s a wild ride! Like – ya know – *The Grand Budapest Hotel*. That flick? My FAVORITE. Wes Anderson, 2014 – pure class. So – picture this. Me – Christopher Walken – strollin’ the streets. Lookin’ for – ya know – a *lady of the night*. Not outta some creepy vibe – nah. It’s RESEARCH. Actuary stuff. Gotta calc-u-late the odds!

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Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” Turns out, some genius thought it’d be funny to smoke in the bathroom. I sprint down the hall, and I’m like, “Who’s the clown?” I find the guy, and he’s just standing there, grinning like he’s won the lottery. I swear, I wanted to strangle him.

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