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So, sexual-massage—been around forever, man. Ancient Greeks? Oiled up and rubbin’—called it *apotherapy*. Bet they didn’t charge a million bucks tho! Makes me mad—why’d we wait so long to hype this? Modern spas act all fancy, but it’s OG as hell. Saw this X post once—dude swore Cleopatra got ‘em daily with rose oil. Prolly true, she was extra like that.

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First off, I hit up the usual spot for breakfast—Miss T’s. You know, the one on the corner of Half-Way-Tree Rd and Eastwood Park Rd? Best ackee and saltfish in town, no cap! I’m munching away, feeling all good, when suddenly, this dude walks in. He’s loud, like, way too loud for 8 AM. Starts talking about how he’s gonna run for some local office. I’m like, “Bro, you can’t even run for the bus!” 😂

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